Happy new year everybody, This is my first post in about 5 or so months. Have’nt had anything to write about. Except maybe psycho bitch women who belong in a padded cell. But thats another story.
I decided to get on the bandwagon and make some predictions of my own.
This year the Americans will launch operation Infinite Ignorance so that they can claim “we did’nt know” when they do any thing. Osama bin Laden will come out of hiding to start a new career as a porn star cum rapper called Ozzie Bin Bling Bang.
Microsoft will make Vista open source when it finally realises people no longer care about its operating systems. Steve Ballmer will miracuosly grow a full head of hair and go off to India to become a Yogi.
George Bush along with the rest of the world will witness flying pigs emerging from his backside while being interviewed on Oprah about his conversion to Buddhism.
Helen Clark will sort out a post PM job as a Glazier and Mirror designer. Lollypops and Ice Cream will be hanaded out in Parliament and nap time will be enforced by the speaker.
The All Blacks will have a new Uniform with a pink tutu and matching handbags and they will all speak with lisps.
Finally I will finally be allowed to use large double headed battle axes on customers that annoy me at work.
Hope everybody has a pleasant year and no anvils or pianos fall on them.
Fraser
