We Need More Cop Shows… yes we do… really.

There aren’t enough cop shows, we need more of them – lots more. There’s a whole new market for “high concept” and “boutique” shows. These could range from NYPD in tutus to Politcal Correctness Enforcers. The Enforcers would be Butch Leso-Fems in dungarees and steel caps, kicking the crap out of anyone who isn’t sensitive to their needs.

For the gay crowd, Poleeth on Patwol (say it waith a listhp) . For Grumpy Git Scottish Chefs, “Oh fuck it’s the Rozers, you useless twat.”

Or even real life American Police officers handling a situation without screaming, drawing guns, or excessive use of mace, batons or tanks.

yay

Warning Politicians are Dangerous

With the rise of the “Nanny State”, we have nag ads on television telling us how to live our lives. What I want to know is why there are no ads telling us that Politicians are dangerous? After all, this group of twits start wars for their own ends, cover things up and are often dangerously incompetent. There should be warning signs plastered everywhere about the dangers of coming into contact with politicians and the potentily lethal outcomes.

Either that or all these social commercials should be on their own special channel, which has clear warnings never to watch. Right now I’m off to demand curtain airbags with the thermo-nuclear warhead that I just brought off Trade Me.

Happy trails til we meet again.